So I know most of you guys are into the full-length blogging thing and not so much Twitter. I'm not trying to change your mind, I just want to show you some of my favorites. I'll put in some from Madolyn, too. She doesn't tweet as often but it's very funny.
9/25/11- "How do you spell 'Bus Stop'? Is it two words? Okay, that makes it easier"
8/31/11- "Guys, I think that George Lucas is really IMPROVING the Star Wars films with these changes!" -Nobody
This is a series I did over the course of a couple days loosely based on real events in and around the Clean Air Cab bathroom. It's my favorite thing I've ever done on Twitter.
6/12/11- A full roll of toilet paper in the toilet. Yeah, cause this bathroom wasn't horrible enough already.
6/13/11- Toilet paper roll still in toilet. Breaking news: it's been pooped on.
6/18/11- That toilet paper roll is still in here. More poop on it. I think I may have seen teeth growing from the cardboard.
-I think its sprouting legs now... This is bad...
6/19/11- It's gone now... Still unsure whether this is a miracle or a nightmare.
-May be a nightmare. I just saw something dart past.
6/20/11- The door just creaked open. Didn't see anyone there, though... It's breached the room!
-Maybe that wasn't it. No sign of the monster since it allegedly penetrated the defense here.
6/21/11- I'm relatively certain I've been targeted by this thing.
-Just me and it now... THIS ENDS TONIGHT
-This desk fortress I made is guarding me physically from the creature, but the smell is killing me.
-None of my best karate moves are working! I'm losing blood!
-Ooh, that punch felt like it worked. Wait, hold on. It's eating my hand.
-Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow
(it was right around this time that my darling sister Leanne expressed concern for my well-being)
-I think this is it you guys... I'm dying... AHhhhijfdfgfdgfdasdfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
-Burst of energy!
-EAT SANITIZER YOU UNSIGHTLY BEAST!!!!!
-IT WORKED! AH HA HA HA HA!!!!
6/17/11- Super 8 was pretty good but I feel like I should have watched the other 7 first.
4/23/11- I wonder how many times Life Insurance salesmen say the phrase "God forbid" in one day.
3/30/11- I'm not sure where in the world Carmen San Diego is, but I can pretty much guarantee we can rule out Czechoslovakia.
3/22/11- It's weird how your taste buds tell you nachos don't sound good in the morning.
2/9/11- "This is keeping me entertained... (grows frustrated).. I TURNED IT OFF"- Madolyn, playing Tetris on my iPod.
12/29/10- I wonder how much it would have slowed societal development if humans only had one arm.
12/9/10- I can't tell if those CrunchBerries were puked or poured onto the street. Either way... CrunchBerries sound awesome right now.
9/4/10- Bohemian Rhapsody could serve as the basis for easily the best amusement park ride ever.
And here are some of my favorites from Madolyn. There's only less because her tweet count is 95 and mine is 1,010.
8/12/11- In case I didn't already know you were a bro, which incidentally I did, thank you for clarifying it by using the word bro fifty times.
9/12/09- My hamsters have matrix esque fights with each other.
8/3/09- ZOO!!! Penguins!!! Otters!!! Im five!!!
7/7/09- Made a super cool tape ball. Yet another productive day at work.
7/7/09- Me: Whos your favorite character? Niev: popcorn Me: Thats a food. Niev: (hesitates) Then i dont know.
I've noticed my tweets increased in quantity after I started working here. And now my blogs are too. Well, enjoy!
3 comments:
That really is entertaining Eric. I hope you'll do this again because I'm pretty sure I will not be getting a twitter account. I'm having a hard time even responding to emails these days.
So, Eric this post really does make me want to get a smart phone so I can read all your hilarious tweets. Too bad about that bathroom. I remember you describing it shortly after being hired and it doesn't sound like it is getting any better. Apparently the cleaning people don't want to go in there.
SO funny. Especially anonymous Lucas quote and Super 8 joke. Thanks for the laughs.
BTW Mr Toad's Wild Ride has for 56 years been convicting passengers of crimes and sending them to hell, so I'd say Bohemian Rhapsody is already nicely portrayed.
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